MOVIE REVIEW BY YOURS TRULY: JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 2

If you asked me,which you obviously have not,I find the latest offering of Johnny English:Strikes Again far much better than John Wick,which apparently ,before watching half of it only last night,I heard had received raving Reviews and so much exaggerated hype about it. There is way too much random unexplainable needless Bloody gun violence i could not quite wrap mine head around or let alone get meself to finishing it. And ,to realise that all that loss of Human life ,albeit make believe, had alot to do with, of all things, some rickety old jalopy that got knicked off him and some slain quadruped Canine pup of Canis domesticus spp. Look,Did the Russian Mob kill his Wife? Nyiet!! It all just makes the whole production almost upsettingly bland really. As a result, i effectively classified it together with Rambo IV or is it Rambo III which you would never catch me dead wasting the little space i have remaining in my cranial department watching as it had more Haemoglobin splatter than you get in an Emergency Room or a Blood Bank using blunt needles. Do pardon me for the rather unneccesary gory description so early in the morning. Not exactly the most ideal way of starting ones day but I am sure you quite get the point. The Choreography of the Assasin moves are straight from the top drawer though and are ones that i would proudly employ, only during Paint Ball ,as in real Life, this movie does stretch fiction to dizzy heights alright. Look,quite frankly speaking, the legend of Zorro was more believable ,at least he did not go around discharging bullets into people's heads who themselves seemed to only fire blanks or missed every time they shot at him. All in all, i am still buffled and scratching mine head in wonderment as to just why they were fighting in the absence of a discernable story line. I must confess though, that part of my confusion arises from the fact that, i never got to watch the very first Chapter of John Wick,(for the same reason In never watched Titanic, too much ado about nothing really) hence found a movie that starts with guns popping away from all angles and people dying at every turn such a waste of my precious evening. It eerily looks like they might even take it all the way to Chapter 5 after John Wick Chapter 3 Parabellum . This is what you get when producers come up with a less than convincing Plot they rwsort to inundatibg the viewership with unending sequels to make up. P.S. Was his skin made of Teflon? What is it with him(Keanu Reeves) and Lawrence Fishburne always showing up in movies together like some complicated case of Conjoined Siamese Twins?It is no wonder even The Matrix Still remains a mystery to me to this day,apart from the rather rudimentary explanation I landed on that it is actually about, believe it or Not,Computer Viruses!! It is only when my other associations whispered to me that it has alot to do with Illuminatti Mind Control than anything. I humbly submit this movie review for your consideration.