MY PERSONAL JOURNEY OF SELF -REDISCOVERY.

By Namakando Nalikando Sinyama



It is with a great sense of Humility and Honour that I,Namakando Nalikando Wa Sinyama III, declare that , In keeping with my Personal epic sojourn on Earth, I embark on this mission of Self-Rediscovery by assuming a highly Revolutionary and Radical Afro-Centric Quest to reconnect with my ancestral Roots and seek Out That which We as Afrikans have hitherto been missing all along, which does, to a great extent explain away Our current State of Being as The Original People of The Book who Once Ruled The Earth. This is material only for those with a long enough attention span and those that have not been afflicted and succumbed to the yet to be officially acknowledged and diagonised  medical condition i have coined Acute Bibliophobia. From my pre-puberscent years,I started off by seriously doubting whether or not we were really The Architects and Originators of the many Disciplines of Medicine,Mathematics, Astronomy , a lot of which have been credited to Us. Looking back at how We carry on today as a People, I have found it rather increasingly hard to accept that,We indeed built The Geometrically imposing architectural masterpieces that the Pyramids are. Our behaviour today as Afrikans sometimes lends credence and adds fuel to the most demeaning categorisation we are ascribed by Cold-blooded Rednecked Hardcore Racists. We successfully give them Reasons to be Racist against us sometimes by the way we run Our affairs, which makes them blatantly refuse to accept that we are their equals,if that is what ate supposed to be. This, is me finally coming to grips with their justification and perspective and in turn, quite frankly their understandable but not acceptable reasons for their Racism against us.We have  given them many Reasons to be Racist against Us by Our very conduct. Some of them though, Hate Us for merely being Who we are, Black Afrikans. Unbeknownst to Most, The Historical Hatred directed towards The Afrikan, is more Spiritual than you think and has a lot to do with Your True Identity and Heritage that certain Quarters actually attest to and which has been The World's Best Kept Secret, The True Identity of Gods People Today.The Scientific World Community has slightly emboldened me by lightening this heavy load which has , for many years weighed in on my bemusement with their Revelation from Project Lucy that Africa, has indeed been The Cradle of Civilization all along. I have since been grappling with a raging Question as to when did it All Go Wrong? Where did We miss it and lose it all and to be so unassailably overtaken by other Races in all matters of Our endeavours ? The Explanations offered by Conscious Bredrin in their Hard-Hitting Reggae lyrical pieces where they have long since sought to teach Us who we really are and what happened to Us as a people of Colour seem to sadly fall Short. It is only rather sad that many do not lend an ear to this genre of Artistic expression(Reggae), as it carries a societal tag that makes it seem socially unacceptable as its proponents are considered outcasts when they have been vessels of great Wisdom that may well prove to be our only Hope for rediscovering who we are. For instance , Robert Nesta Marley sings of The Generation Gap left by the marauding Slave Traders who captured Our able bodied ancestors who were, by extension, Our Custodians of Vast Cultural experience and a plethora of knowledge but who sadly, were uprooted and ferried to the Americas and beyond during the worst blemish on the collective Human Consciousness that the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade was. We read how Our people were jettisoned over board like worthless excess cargo,resulting in the Worst Holocaust ever witnessed in living memory. This explanation though,scarcely suffices in quenching my thirst and quest of Knowing What really Went wrong with Us. The Judeo-Christian writings as well, have sought to explain away Our current Chain of Being as a People as having been due to a very Powerful Curse that was metted out on Us as The Original True Biblical Hebrew Israelites on account of Our disobedience to the Laws of Our God,YahWeh as recorded at Deutronomy 28: 1- 68. This, i have later discovered ,has only increased my levels of bemusement as 'half the story has never been told 'indeed. We need to See The Light and conquer the sometimes self-inflicted veil of ignorance bringing Darkness. The Hardcore Talmudic Racists have also latched onto Our condition by proposing or offering an alternative narrative by fanning The Hamitic Myth (Noah’s supposed ‘curse’ of Ham one of his Sons and ultimately myriads of negrescent (Blacks) after him. This story has everlastingly assigned to the African, the role of servitude as divinely cursed servants of white people. This Proselytized fake  'jewish'  Ashkenazim fabrication of the Hamitic Myth has provided the moral pretext upon which the entire slave trade grew and flourished.

I therefore, leave you with the words of One of the Greatest luminaries alive in the World today,who I humbly beseech every Afrikan ,who cares , even in the least, to understand Who They Are, Where they Are From,Where they Are Now and Why, and Perhaps, More Importantly,Where they are going and What they Must do as an imperative to successfully get there. How they will finally reposition themselves again on The Table and Comity of Nations to reclaim their past granduer and Lost Glory.
May these words serve as an Eternal guide and beacon of Hope and may they find fertile ground in your Soul and Resonate with your Divine Spirit and have meaning as they have had with Me. Selah!!!

THIS I CHOOSE

By Nthlathle Credo Vusamazulu Mutwa (1964)

O give me not the strident, Demon wail
Of penny whistle and tea-chest guitar;
Nor give me tales of those who rode the trail
Deep in the West of far America!

Oh, not for me the songs and nonsense tales
That thrill the modern rabble rout
Who, leaving far behind their tribal values
With traitor zest, ape ‘culture’ from without!

Rather than the modern crooner’s foreign voice,
Or the loud howls of modern township jive,
I shall leave far behind that mad’ning noise
And hurry home where Tribal Elders live.

There ‘neath baobabs or flat-topped munga trees
Where nestling birds with many tongues argue,
And flaming aloes bless the smiling breeze
With heady scent; and where the distant view
Of scowling mountains ‘gainst the silver sky
With dread and reverence fill the misted eye!

Where, on the gentle slopes of ancient hills there browse
The bearded goats, the sheep, the shambling cows;
And loud above his lowing wives the bull
With awful bellow, dares the distant foe!

There I shall sit before Ubabamkulu
Who shall relate to me the Tales of Yore.
There I shall kneel before the old Gegulu
And hear legends of Those-that-lived-Before.

There I shall live in spirit once again
In those great days now gone forever more;
And see again upon the timeless plain
The massed impi of so long ago.

The words of men long dead shall reach my soul
From the dark depths of all-consuming Time
Which like a muti, shall inflame my whole—
And guide my life’s canoe to shores sublime.

Clear with the soul’s time penetrating eye
I shall see great empires rise, flourish and die.
I shall see deeds of courage or of shame
Now forever carved on the Drum of Fame.

With Shaka’s legions I shall march again—
A puppet knowing neither joy nor fear;
Which trained to kill, heeds neither wounds nor pain,
And knows no other love save for its spear.

I shall feel once again the searing heat
Of love in hearts that have long ceased to pulse
And with Mukanda shall captain the fleet
Of war canoes; and storm Zima-Mbje’s walls.

Here is these stories still told by the old,
I feel the soul and heartbeat of my race
Which, I cannot in tales by strangers told—
For these, within my heart I have no place!

The tree grows well and strong, Oh children mine
That hath its roots deep in the native earth;
So honour always thy ancestral line
And traditions of thy land of birth!

100 % PASS RATE!

100% countrywide Grade Seven Pass Rate amidst massive Examination Leakages!!!😳 🤣🤣🤣🤣What should that be put down to now,able Leadership right?🙄
What are we saying here exactly? Is this outcome statistically a virtual impossibility? Not quite,if you believe that with a little more effort even Pigs can fly,it is just that ,when you are only too aware of your Population's peculiarities, it is only then that the Biometric asinine absurdity of it all becomes too apparent. Ladies and Gentlemen,there are Jokes and there are jokes. This result pushes the hilarious to extremely dizzy zenithal heights alright. Just when you thought you had heard and seen it all. This makes one completely lose faith in anything to do with numbers and counting of scores.Yes,Elections as well,especially that. What chunk or batch of results could have been artificially inflated to achieve this rare Event? What pedagogical 'miracle' can these 2018 Grade Seven Results be attributed to so that the feat can be replicated over and over again in the coming years?It would have been more rational to simply state that all Grade seven Examinations have been discontinued so that all pupils reach Grade Nine as a bare minimum so that they can be empowered with the very basics of Reading and Writing. This would then help reduce the negative impact of early marriages on the Girl child who would be supported with knowledge on Gender issues and maternal health.

SHOCKING HYPOCRISY: RACISM AT CLIFTON BEACH,SOUTH AFRICA.

When the collective consciousness was aroused by the sheer repugnance of the utter audacity of open and unbridled Racism at this open access Public Beach, the people opted to communicate their anger in the most emotive way possible. They slaughtered a Sheep on the beach as a symbol of a cleansing ritual to rid it of the evil blemish of racial segregation. What we have seen is a huge expression of sympathy for the Sheep from Animal Rights Groups and The Humane Society in South Africa. The hypocrites campaigned vehemently for the Sheep to be spared and they sought to have its Rights to Life protected. They sent letters and campaign pleas but to no avail. Its carcass was eventually eaten at a braai on the very Beach.
Why did they seem to be oblivious to the injustice of Racism when Black people were barred from their ancestral Land solely based on their skin hue? This segregation was clearly an infringement on their quality of Life and it is a total disregard of their Human Rights but they chose to support the Sheep and begged for its Life when they were extremely quiet in the light of racially motivated human lynchings of people of colour.

THE FALLACY THAT IS FATE OR PREDESTINATION.

In Arabic we call it Kis'met. To all the believers and adherents to the falsehood and intellectual airlock that is the human existence of a life pre-planned and foretold and us merely fitting in simply as pawns in the grand scheme of things at the behest of other higher determinants of our great chain of being. If a Tornado,Hurricane or Tsunami strikes does it occur in your mind to say that those people's time had truly come to die? If a Bus or any form of public passenger mode of transport carriers off the road and kills many, does it really make sense to any satient and truly thinking Homosapien to believe that ,somehow by sheer happenstance a randomly constituted crowd can so conveniently board the same Bus and be killed together because their collective day to die was synchronised in the heavenly Chronicles. This is to some of us balderdash and sheer Hamburg.

ON BAROTSELAND REMEMBER," BENEATH THE SURFACE"and What lies there. NCIS TITLE OF ONE OF ITS EPISODES.
IF YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH THEIR MODUS OPERANDI, JUST KNOW THAT THE GLOBAL ELITES ARE NOT ASLEEP AND OBLIVIOUS TO CHINA'S AFRICAN RESOURCE INCURSION.

THE PHILOSOPHY OF MODESTY: AN AFFRONT ON A HEDONISTIC LIFESTYLE

"The outward aesthetic appeal of any Distance Reducing Contraption that Motor Vehicles are is essentially a hedonistic allure meant for onlookers since when inside, either as a passenger or driver, you are largely oblivious to its outside Beauty which you only briefly appreciate when getting into it. Are you really justified in paying all that extra money to sustain an aura of a cosmetic flashy materialistic existence using a Car as the Status symbol to project your Station in Life?" - Namakando Nalikando-Sinyama

KALOMO MALE NURSE TONGA JIBE: THE UNASKED QUESTIONS.

By Namakando Nalikando-Sinyama

For the record,may it be known that, I have never been one to condone or allow Tribal Dominance where ever it raises its ugly head or in which ever fashion it is packaged or promoted either as a subtle official policy or otherwise as a mere protectionist posture of Ethnic Groups to prevent themselves from being culturally overrun by another as an excuse.

Perhaps,more importantly, this is why we do not,in the least, appreciate or believe it is right that the life of an innocent infant was unprofessionally and needlessly put on the line in order to state a political stance on a burning issue by a Public servant no matter how justified he may have felt, is permissible at all. That action by the Medic could well have constituted reckless endangerment of a Life which totally goes against any known medical ethics or Hippocratic Oath which would send Lady Florence Nightingale reeling in repugnant disgust at his conduct. He should thus be reprimanded accordingly and be helped to see the folly of his chosen course of action.

However, people need to be courageous enough to address a matter that may be dangerously simmering underfoot seeking release in perhaps the most destructive ways possible if left unaddressed.Enter Dr. Austin Mbozi's Language Debate.

So,why are people rather conviniently not asking why that Lady did not speak a more neutral and less polarising Nationally accepted Official language that English is since she clearly knew how to, but instead sought to impose her indigenous language on another person? Is it acceptable social etiquette for you, as a guest in other people's land to impose your language on them? Is it not generally accepted universal show of courtesy,politeness and congeniality to first make a genuine effort at learning the mode of communication of your hosts instead of rudely seeking to dominate them by forcing them to use your language? Do please,also consider, if you may,whether it would be logical or justified if one was to go and speak Luchazi at some hospital facility in Osaka, Japan while seeking medical attention there? If this is too far-fetched an example,something a little closer to home might be in order. Do you feel it would be advisable for me to go and insist on speaking and imposing my Kwangwa to the local medical personnel in Lundazi or Chadiza when I could simply use English? This scenario would have been totally different if that lady did not know a word of spoken English but as the video shows, she was more than perfectly conversant.

These are clearly very emotive issues which should be allowed to be freely discussed so that there is a boisterous exchange of views from the citizenry if you are to foster that ever elusive environment of genuine National Unity and not the usual empty parroted slogan of fictitious cohesion which, in the end ,is but a mere expression of a naive wish whose burning aspects surrounding its realisation or actualisation are ignored. The unfortunate observation on the ground is that ,if the issue of language is not adequately addressed to bring about lasting Tribal unity, the repetitive mantra regurgitated at us which was muted by your founding father of One Zambia One Nation may only be in people's heads and will be seen by most as one meant to tranquilize and subdue the ethnically unassertive lot whenever they attempt to promote their cultural identity and Pride as a people. It will be considered a vehicle for suppression when it should actually be a rallying point for lasting unity and Co-existence of the people of that country. We have always stated how language is nothing but merely a different way of flickering ones tongue in the buccal cavity to produce varying sounds that are in turn used as an Ethnic identifier of groups that share the resulting mode of expression or coordinated sound we call language. This should never be used as a tool to divide Humanity at all.This would be as irrational and senseless as using Skin Hue to be a basis for segregation against another being within the species as practiced in Racism. Now, we have even observed the emergence of Intra-Racial Racism among Afrikans where certain cliques of ignorant Black Afrikans of a much lighter shade of skin deem themselves better looking and more superior than those spotting proud Chocolate Nubian features of unadulterated negrescence. It is this very psychological handicap and twisted thought process that has been the cornerstone or basis for a multi-Billion Dollar Skin Bleaching and Fake Hair industry to thrive on the Continent.

It should be noted that,the European Rennnaisance and the attendant levels of massive industrial and technological or generally developmental strides there were achieved largely after they had long since conquered or overcome certain retrogressive isms fueled by things like Tribe that can potentially fragrament the efforts of a people after a common beneficial Goal. Our counterparts have long since graduated from these primitive divides as they no longer have Gauls,Saxons,Picts Vikings or Angles but simply Europeans with identifying National Languages merely for ease of communication. Africa clearly does still have a multiplicity of divisive and backward practices that she grapples with which effectively hinder her progress like the issue of Tribe and Language ,which,sadly sometimes,even selfish politicians have sought to capitalise on to further their own ends. I do remember how on a public bus there was a near rapturous rancor from a section on the bus which protested the playing of a video of some local production which featured a Bi-lingual dialogue of English and one of the local languages which they claimed was unacceptable as they claimed, rather shockingly that,despite countless years of their coexistence with that Group,they still could not hear a word of that language but instead preferred and insisted that a Nigerian production ,from Thousands of Kilometers away ,in West Africa,replete with a fudged mix of Creole and pidgin English and unpredictable defeaning sound variations was better. There is need for concerted efforts at raising the national consciousness and confronting these pressing matters in a more open manner instead of shying away from them while you witness the steady creation and degeneration into a dangerously balkanized National landscape.

TELL-TALE SIGNS OF TRUE DEMOCRACY.

Without seemingly claiming full knowledge and conversance with the tenets and hallmarks of Pure Democracy as envisaged by Grecians ,it was such an envy and joy watching Democrat Nancy Pelosi deliver her acceptance speech after her latest election as US House of Congress Speaker and the Conduct of House of Commons speaker on the other side of the pond oversee business of that house during the tumultuous BREXIT Debates , your skin hairs literally stand on end with admiration about just how mature Business there is conducted.

P.S. Although ,to be honest,it was quite worrisome how she kept giggling away in that grand motherly way as if she was almost yielding to some terminally crippling or battling some pre-existing condition which could prematurely impair her capacity to ably execute the demands of that high office. Although,at 70 it is perfectly expected.

THE FALLACY OF GRADUALISM IN PURSUIT OF REDEMPTION.

It is should now be pretty evident how staining ones thumb with Pemanganate of Potassium may not suffice to bring about the El dorado the majority seek and a changed landscape of an oasis of tolerance, Integrity and accountability in the management of public resources. The Modus operandi of bringing about this dispensation however, is the Million Mupu question. Quoting Sherlock Holmes,"How My Dear Watson,is the Question?' Because clearly,the electoral process scarcely suffices in helping the masses achieve this outcome and never will. As revealed by the bloke benefiting from Archimedes' upthrust Principle not really in the Ultimate Pool, their talons are sunk way too deep into the near putrid flesh of the cadaver that is Chambia. They know only too well that departure will equate to imminent prosecution hence their,quite frankly, understandable dogged resistance in making way for a new dispensation. Demon.cracy is ill-equipped to deliver the required outcome,this is sadly the elusion that the masses are still inebriated with. There is an End Game to all this though. It is just a pity folks cannot visualise it. It is,if you like, a form of Marchiavellian Strategem that would leave the citizenry agape in awe of its simplistic sophistry when implemented. Niccolo would turn green with envy at its seamless execution. It has to be done now as a matter of greater urgency or the damage will be way too great. It is a Marshall Plan of sorts. And what really annoys me is how it has been hidden in plain Sight all along. It can only be disclosed to a select few on a Need-To-Know basis due to its sensitivity. This is classic MI5 stuff alright. The very best of Modern Lewanikan Statecraft from the Plains.

THE CONFUSING CHRISTENDOM DOCTRINE OF THE TRINITARIAN TRIUNE GODHEAD.

By Namakando Nalikando-Sinyama

I will start by making this disclaimer that whatever will be said in this piece, as emotive as the subject matter evidently or ultimately proves to be,is not at all meant to willingly challenge or demean or belittle anyone's tenets of faith or their chosen ideas about their God. If then,in the end, they find it overpoweringly impossible to be rational and objective about what they will read and opt to get upset,then that will have been entirely by choice and that am afraid, is something I have no control over and are thus more than welcome to engage in the highly encouraged exercise of emotional carthasis and vent out their ire but by god, let me not be used for target practice while they are at it.
It will greatly help here also, to acknowledge that, ever since I took to the path of Higher Level Spiritual Consciousness, matters of religious affiliation and its evident expansionist Agenda as propagated through the offerings of alternative interpretations of Scriptures so as win over more converts and outdo others in terms of membership,the showmanship of Magic like antics of sleight of hand in the name of Miraculous works by the unscrupulous clergy meant to dupe the willingly gullible laity or blind and unthinking followers or the Philanthropic involvement in charity work of building service organisations such as Mission Schools or Clinics, while appreciated, have not blinded us to the true motives behind such posturing . You will remember that, in medieval times this degree of aggressive cohesion was equally practiced and taken a notch higher during military campaigns in Crusades when Christians matched under the banner of the Crucifix and Muslims wielding that characteristic unfurled insignia of the Crescent Moon almost encircling a Star with its full esoteric significance literally waged Wars to forcibly convert people in distant lands to adopt their modes of worship and establish permanent presence in those far flung territories by erecting imposing edifices to their honour and that of their preferred gods. The Knights Templars were equally sent by various Royals to go and pillage holy cities and steal religious relics and amass immense wealth in Gold and Silver for The Crown in the guise of being men with religious intentions when in fact not.

This having been said however, it should be noted here that, my background in matters of religion prevents me from keeping quiet when I see or hear blatant falsehood being championed by people from different denominations in Christendom with various motives,whether willingly or otherwise out of sheer dangerous ignorance. It should further be respectfully stated that Evangelicals and the Pentecostal movements are most notorious in this regard. This , they have done in different ways and even embark on exercises to promote these teachings in various forms such as Song and Dance , staging extravagant Crusades or religious gatherings for this very purpose.

I do appreciate how ,after this piece ,the many faithfuls will seek to set the records straight to correct what they will deem my wrong interpretation of scripture,leap at every opportunity to point out my oversight or their perceived weakness in my analysis and promote their version and understanding to be the most correct one . I find this kind of response of inundating my inbox or string with a litany of scriptural citations and threats of Hell Fire , Heresy or Blasphemy(not necessarily in that order) extremely counter-productive and one not exactly in keeping with my cherished norms of intellectual engagement in progressive civil discourse.

I have grown up lending an ear to various forms of artistic expression and music with its different genres it presents as being the foremost attraction of my leisure time during which i luxuriate in treating meself to anything from either Catalonian Rhumba, Afrocentric Beats,Radical Dub Poetry with agitative Propaganda themes,Reggae of the Roots and Culture sort, Classical Symphony,New Age, Brobdinagian Bards, Gregorian Chants,Ancient Scottish and Irish Celtic Tunes,Yiddish sounds,Arabic and/or Indian sounds,serving the best for last, The Music of The Brave ,Hard-hitting Rock!!! I deliberately left it till the end to draw out all the Rockers out there who I stood ready to be lynched by for this intentional suicidal omission.

I sometimes find myself randomly wiggling my toes or tapping my finger away to so-called gospel tracks blaring away until I hear something that does not quite agree with what I know to be the Truth,as subjective as this concept is. I had been seriously taken aback when I heard a chap sing away by naively and hypnotically screaming on top of his lungs in his country's local dialect that, " Umulopa Wenu Ba Yahweh......" to mean ' Your Blood Yahweh' literally implying The Almighty Jehovah God actually died and shed his Blood for Humanity or, and as it is now common in Christendom where they proclaim that "Jesus Our Almighty God." YAHWEH, according to the Tetragrammaton and existing Septuagint of the time is supposed to be the equivalent of Jehovah ,Almighty Hebrew God . Yahweh comes from the four Hebrew letters usually transliterated YHWH or JHVH that form a biblical proper name of God. To the best of my memory Jehovah has never died before unless there was some passage of scripture I missed. Just imagine the overall implication of suggesting,albeit indirectly, that the God you worship and look up to for Salvation is actually a mortal God and was slain. Clearly, this could only have been in reference to Jesus. Now to make his son ,who their scriptures openly state is the first born of all creation Almighty is quite frankly scary as this would be executing a coup det'at of sorts in the firmament. This,because even he himself said that his Father is Greater than he is and he should not at no time be Worshipped. When he was being baptized in the river Jordan,the Holy Spirit, in the form of a Dove descended onto his head like a hologram and a voice,God's voice or his Father's deep husky commanding authoritative Voice declared from the parted cloud that,'This is my Son,in whom I am well pleased.' While on Earth,when Jesus was being pursued by his eventual captors in the garden of Getsamane during the transfiguration looked up in supplication to his Father and pleaded that if he willed and if it were up to him he should let that Cup of Suffering pass him by. This was when those holy men ,Elisha and Elijah,who are the only personages never to have seen or tasted physical death appeared on his side embued in a bright heavenly glow to discuss matters which the onlooking disciples found unintelligible. The very idea that he was sent to Earth on a mission means the sender is more senior than he. The confession by Jesus himself that even he does not know when the End of The World will come surely proves somebody more senior than him knows all. This is why, I advise caution before unconsciously parroting Amen-hotep in unison when listening to publicly offered prayers that have blatantly misrepresented the Truth about the Ethereal hierarchical orderly arrangement of Power structures and Protocol. You would be deemed party to fanning falsehood by simply proclaiming 'So Be It'.

The concept of God The Father,The Son and The Holy Spirit and their being 'One' is to me nothing more than The oneness of purpose and intent as exists between Man and Wife joined in Holy matrimony. Now ,to begin to calling Jesus 'Yahweh' is a dangerous and criminal error of attribution which even he was humble enough to admonish his followers to desist from doing.. Although,it must be mentioned here that, he did not himself exactly help matters much either as he merely asked of his Apostles to tell him who they thought he was and what the people were saying he was, in a strange display of identity Non- Commital.
So then, what exactly are we saying here exactly? Well,to be absolutely honest with you,nothing really. No one knows the entire Truth,Remember the Analogy of the True appearance or description of the Pachyderm that is Loxodonta Africanus spp. as described by a number of unsighted people who relied only on their tactile faculty to fully describe what they touched.This was just me helping to prevent your suffering some irreparable cranial tissue atrophy by you supplying it with oxygenated blood by triggering your thought processes. Exercise that convoluted mass of fatty grey tissue while you still can.You may go on believing in whatever religious verbiage or teachings or system of Beliefs as you please with my best wishes,to the extent that it does not bring the bacon home,I will not in the least give it a rodent's Gluteus maximus! Right now,I am more concerned with what Earth shaking breath of fresh air and emboldening stance that will come from Namuso to completely change Our State of Being Forever as a people and whether that stubborn Woman across the pond survives the No Confidence Vote this evening and how the Brits are now embarrassing themselves with shocking disorganisation with the way they have made a sodding mess of BREXIT. Are we to understand that there is so much illiteracy in Britain now that the majority of the citizens ignorantly Voted to Leave Europe without knowing what it fully meant? Welcome to the Eternal Curse of Demon.cracy that Africa is belliguered with due to its massive illiteracy levels where the majority of its people of humble learning ultimately decide who leads their countries at the ballot. But then, that is supposed to be Great Britain for Crying Out Loud!!What do they really want to achieve with a second Referendum Vote,forcing a square peg into a Round hole until they Rig the Poll to get a Remain Vote outcome? The people already spoke ,even if some quarters did not like what they heard. Have they sat to think just how stupid they would collectively look if ,and heaven forbid,they ever went for a second Referendum and their Citizens still Voted to Leave? And all along we thought they knew better,rolling mine eyes in repugnant disgust at what is unfolding in the once Great Island.

STATE CAPTURE IS REAL

If in doubt of the veracity of this truism and its debilitating effects on the structural integrity of any Government, all you need to do is ask South Africans and Democrats in Those United States who under the tenure of the fuzzy haired Germanic one seem to be writhing in pain under the strangle hold of that Ex-KGB strongman from The Citadel of Power that is the Kremlin staging his silent 'Warfare' like Machiavellian statecraft right under their noses and never saw it coming. The Feds are only waking up this harsh reality when it is too late.Remember Niccolo was Italian,do words like Sicily,Omerta,La Cosa Nostra, La Familia ring a Bell?

There are restricting demands of Royal Etiquette and Decorum that prevent Your Regal personage from openly calling for help so it is done by simply dropping hints in the most subliminal and subtle of ways which are in themselves extremely loud messages for you to reach out to him and hear them out. You only need to be discerning enough using your Ancestral Third Eye and Ear . Do not develop blinding cataracts and auditory miatus at this crucial hour of His need. Your Ancestors may have finally hearkened to your Supplications but cannot directly intervene,so be alert and stay awake.

WHAT IS ACCEPTABLE SOCIAL ETIQUETTE?

If ,for whatever reason, a woman chooses to enhance their Gluteus maximus or Bum artificially by wearing those padded stuffings now common in Chinese shops and then someone touched her behind,would that legally and technically,not forgetting logically constitute sexual harrassment? Asking for an incorregibly naughty friend who just cannot seem to keep his hands to himself.

BAROTSELAND ROYAL INCANTATIONS.

Believe it or not,due to the feedback we are getting from Namuso, I have woken up singing praise to Barotseland's reigning Royal. Paying due Reverence and Adoration to His Regal Splendour and Majestic Authority as symbolised by The African Black Bull Elephant,which has, for a time been Our National Symbol .

" Yalila Ngoma,yalila ngoma Ya Imwiko yalila Taha ubone Yalilleee...signing." I sense we are officially on the verge of a Spiritual and Geo-Political paradigm Shift even though we were seemingly bogged down in the proverbial sands of Time. The Lowlander jaggernaut continues its relentless match, until We cross The Rubicon ,Twice!! Get in its way at your own peril.This will soon exonerate His Legacy and the memory of all his faithfuls who stood by his side in trying times.

We beseech The gods and the Spirits of Our Ancestors to Collectively Come to Our Aid.

May They Graciously Hear Us.
Selah!!!

MOVIE REVIEW BY YOURS TRULY: JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 2

If you asked me,which you obviously have not,I find the latest offering of Johnny English:Strikes Again far much better than John Wick,which apparently ,before watching half of it only last night,I heard had received raving Reviews and so much exaggerated hype about it. There is way too much random unexplainable needless Bloody gun violence i could not quite wrap mine head around or let alone get meself to finishing it. And ,to realise that all that loss of Human life ,albeit make believe, had alot to do with, of all things, some rickety old jalopy that got knicked off him and some slain quadruped Canine pup of Canis domesticus spp. Look,Did the Russian Mob kill his Wife? Nyiet!! It all just makes the whole production almost upsettingly bland really. As a result, i effectively classified it together with Rambo IV or is it Rambo III which you would never catch me dead wasting the little space i have remaining in my cranial department watching as it had more Haemoglobin splatter than you get in an Emergency Room or a Blood Bank using blunt needles. Do pardon me for the rather unneccesary gory description so early in the morning. Not exactly the most ideal way of starting ones day but I am sure you quite get the point. The Choreography of the Assasin moves are straight from the top drawer though and are ones that i would proudly employ, only during Paint Ball ,as in real Life, this movie does stretch fiction to dizzy heights alright. Look,quite frankly speaking, the legend of Zorro was more believable ,at least he did not go around discharging bullets into people's heads who themselves seemed to only fire blanks or missed every time they shot at him. All in all, i am still buffled and scratching mine head in wonderment as to just why they were fighting in the absence of a discernable story line. I must confess though, that part of my confusion arises from the fact that, i never got to watch the very first Chapter of John Wick,(for the same reason In never watched Titanic, too much ado about nothing really) hence found a movie that starts with guns popping away from all angles and people dying at every turn such a waste of my precious evening. It eerily looks like they might even take it all the way to Chapter 5 after John Wick Chapter 3 Parabellum . This is what you get when producers come up with a less than convincing Plot they rwsort to inundatibg the viewership with unending sequels to make up. P.S. Was his skin made of Teflon? What is it with him(Keanu Reeves) and Lawrence Fishburne always showing up in movies together like some complicated case of Conjoined Siamese Twins?It is no wonder even The Matrix Still remains a mystery to me to this day,apart from the rather rudimentary explanation I landed on that it is actually about, believe it or Not,Computer Viruses!! It is only when my other associations whispered to me that it has alot to do with Illuminatti Mind Control than anything. I humbly submit this movie review for your consideration.

RACISM IN FOOTBALL

By Namakando Nalikando-Sinyama

We are all too familiar with scenes of the embarrasing treatment of Black players in the Diaspora by ignorant folk who still think we are Monkeys and they even publicly express their shocking primitivity by throwing Bananas at them during matches.There are times when racial slurs are hurled at them during games when they near the touchline which sometime back even made a player,Mario Balotteli i think it was , decide to simply walk off the pitch while the referee watched on. The victims of this abuse react to the treatment in different ways and i feel they are well within their rights to express their, quite frankly,righteous indignation at that sort of backward treatment in which ever way they please. When Lingard scored a goal In the recent FA Cup match between Manchester United and Arsenal, he expressed himself or communicated a poignant message,which i thought was highly indicative of The Black Panther Salute, a radical movement that championed the fight for Civil Rights in those United States. The members of this Group,together with Jesse Owens put up a similar show of defiance during the Munich Olympic Games in Germany before a packed stadium with The Führer in attendance . This act of Courage is meant to assert a sense of Identity and Pride in their Negrescence as a People of Colour. The variation of this is what we were recently treated to in the NFL by the Afro spotting Kaepernick et al when they unanimously resolved to Take A Knee for Freedom whenever the American Anthem was sang. This is to them a song that doe not represent them as a people and has since come to embody a system that officially condones the ill-treatment,even the Cold-Blooded Murder of African Americans by uniformed Governement Law Enforcement officers. There is abuse from the fans, from fellow players of the same Club and from players of the other side and then there is racism from the officiating staff who are seen to sometimes treat players of colour rather harshly by being overly punitive with their obvious innocuous infringements by showing them cards that are not shown to other players commiting even worser tackles. 
The Fans will only appreciate and respect Black players when they have performed extremely or almost super-Humanly well. The Black Players have in turn come to realise that, in order to attain any level of recognition or respect, they woud have to work doubly as hard as other players ordinarily would.The mistakes of Black players on the pitch or anywhere else they apply their trade in their various professional lives are seen to be more heinious than those of others and thus become targets of much graver criticism which other players may not face. It must be mentioned here though that, not everyone in all football leagues are like this. The truth of the matter is that ,most fans have evolved and are civilised enough to know that We as a people of colour are actually the very first Humans on this Planet and are an embodiment of the perfect sporting specimens as such, we cannot possibly be thought of as Baboons by any intelligent Human. Quoting The Right Honourable Minister Louis Farrakhan of The Nation of Islam, ' We are Actually the True Calipha of the very image of God.' Perharps, the words of one The most influencial personages of Our Age below ring true even to this day. " The Children of Africa are Citizens of various Nations in All The Continents . We need to remind them where ever they may be that, Arduous Toil,Strainous Devotion and Untiring zeal in their Glorious Cause is Expected of Them." H.I.M( His Imperial Majesty Emperor Haile Sellasie I,Selah.

OF JOURNALISTIC ECCENTRICISM AND PROFESSIONAL WIERDNESS.

Is BBC's Business Anchor or Staffer Aaron Heslehurst quite alright or he just simply enjoys his job that much? Or is it merely an official Corporate attempt at spicing up their delivery by not being out done by their colleagues across the Pond at CNN who have their own Richard Quest who means Business? In both cases, i would not totally dismiss the possibility of the potential enjoyment of some mood altering palmate herbage with serrated foliage.

THE BREXIT MESS

Here are some of the salient features of the muddled up mess that is BREXIT.
1.The European Union categorically declared that the Withdrawal Agreement for Britain's departure from Europe is Non-Negotiable and never will be as it is final.
2.Britain's withdrawal Agreement from Europe was unanimously rejected in The House of Commons as totally unacceptable in its present state and form.
3. Last night, The House of Commons Voted that they will not Leave Europe without an Agreement.
4. British PM performs a shocking Diplomatic somersault by turning to Brussels to Re-negotiate a Non-negotiable Agreement as regards the Back Stop and the Irish Hard Border especially with regard to the Customs Union arrangements with Europe.

If you feel totally disappointed by the embarrasing lot that the Brits have exposed themselves to be in their handling of the confusion that is BREXIT and bemused by the whole thing, then you are not alone. The Brits are effectively trying to export their confusion across The Channel. Just which part of Not Negotiable is Theresa May finding extremely cryptic? Will Europe even listen to her and perhaps shift their stance on the matter?

SOCIAL MEDIA DOCTOR'S FILES AND PROFESSIONALISM

The sheer extent of unprofessionalism and uncouth conduct in the manner and tone of answering or responding to contributions hereon by the so-called 'experts' is so shocking that some of us have since resolved to totally keep away all together. Even my writing this actually goes against my better judgment, it is just that,i noticed there has since been more vicitims, people who have experienced hardcore extreme rudeness and pomposity from 'Doctors' on account of merely their 'specialised' knowledge of the Human Body and its ailments . There are however, exceptions to this embarrasingly disappointing situation as others respond in a well-measured and professional manner. It might have a lot to do with their up bringing and social background whereas others still have rough edges which even 7 or 10 Years of rigorous medical academic regimen abroad could never smoothen over . Sad does not even begin to define this state of affairs.And,there i was ,deluding meself all along into thinking that medical personnel,especially Doctors had some of the best ,well-tempered and sober personalities. Boy was I wrong! When you thought you were a satient Human being with your faculties in place, then you are forced to radically rethink your very Biological constitution when you are called fleas! Not that we expected any different though! Phew.

SETTING A PRECEDENCE IN MORAL DEPRAVITY.

May Legal minds weigh in on this matter and publicly declare that The Posession and Circulation of Pornographic Material by 'accident' or otherwise, is Not and Has Never been illegal after all. This Case should go down in Legal annuls as the official point of departure. There recently was a Minister in Azania whose video did a fair share of rounds where he was seen proudly and gloattingly stroking his spongy celled erectile Blood filled Phallus tissue and asking whoever watched it to imagine it in their buccal cavity.I wondered whether the request to conjure up images of one fellating him was targeted at a particular recipient or whoever watched the steamy Home Box Office Video was duly made an active participant in imaginary fellatio.He was made to relinguish his Post in order to restore or preserve the moral rectitude of his Government image and standing. We then had Enter :The Gigaba Challenge.

The measure of Moral Correctness or Criminal liability is conviniently shifted depending on your official standing on The Who's Who in your Social Political rankings. The very loud Silence from Self-Declared Heroine of Morality is not at all shocking.

LUSAKA HUSTLE

Is what the Public deem Sexual deviancy or Moral Corruption any worse than Financial Corruption committed by certain personalities? Since there is little or nothing is being done with certain clear cases of Financial Corruption, why should there be so much ado about people's choices of a mating partner or what orifice is used to attain the highest level sensual excitement to achieve the big "O". Are the anatomical features of the sexes any different really to justify the crucificion of those that are deemed Sexual perverts? We aks again, is one Sin bigger than the other?

THE POWER OF 'I AM SORRY' BELOW.

It is my considered view though that this *I am Sorry* however, has to be genuinely meant and followed up with conscious efforts of the repentant wrong doer not to reoffend. The tone and manner it is said really comes to bear. We are all too familiar with apologies that come out this way, ' If at all i offended you by what i did or said,I am Sorry!' The very fact that one begins their version of an apology with "If" shows they are not even convienced they are wrong or you should not even have been upset about it. They are merely apologising to make you feel better but are not sure of their guilt. This type of apology never heals but even makes things worse for those who sense how empty it is. When the phrase 'I am Sorry' is repeatedly uttered however , it quickly loses meaning and value to those it is said to as it is almost seen as an affront or insult on their intelligence and one crafted to be emotionally manipulative to the offended party. The cultural variation of its use between Africans and Western countries is correct due to our different value systems. Without sparking a needless debate over this, it should be stated that our counterparts are seen to be more emotionally expressive while we present as hardcore fibbers and suck it all in and take it in our stride regardless and do not give out our true feelings. Kozo Shangwee.

SISHEKE BY-ELECTION RESULTS

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By Namakando Nalikando-Sinyama

While respectfully appreciating people's overpowering need to exercise their Freedom of Information on me ,by literally, inundating my inbox with this matter above, may I, from the onset, state that,I am totally indifferent to the whole charade,just as I would be, if i were watching the mating habits of Drosophila melanogaster spp. (Fruit Fly). I would actually,rather you constantly sent me a live feed on tonight's Football Champions League proceedings in Europe.

It is just that, i am apolitical and allergic to that vintage or brand of Zambian Poli.tricks as I literally get overcome with a great degree and sense of revulsion that makes me fail to gloat over and relish the outcome of Bloodletting events which ever side the whole circus eventually turns out. I happen to suffer from a very serious aversion to activities where the shedding of Blood and its outcome is seen as perfectly normal or simply trivialized and easily forgotten . The people of Sisheke were brutalized and are still reeling from the after shock effects of what we saw only recently and thus must be experiencing Post Traumatic Stress which should ordinarily require some form of Psychological counselling from the ear piercing sounds of the Gun Recoiling Reports of Klashnikovs fired at close quarters in Mujahadeen Celebratory fashion . Gentlemen and Ladies,that experience changes you or We are hardy as Afrikans and this medical attention is deemed totally alien and thus unneccesary.

P.S. By sheer happenstance, I am actually equally indifferent to tonight's Football matches as well, for the simple reason that , i am supposed to be a Chelsea Fan in remission. No need to get sportingly archaeological now is there?😎

REVISIONIST URBAN DICTIONARY

Namakando Nalikando Sinyama

REVISIONIST URBAN DICTIONARY

UNRULY

adjective

un·ruly

\ˌən-ˈrü-lē\


: It was rather difficult this time around to control and disperse The 'Unruly' Sisheke Cadres who doggedly refused to budge but stood their ground to defend their Vote Come What May . Like The Ancient Barotse Masole of Yore who waged War in the Plains in defence of their Ancestral Motherland bequeathed unto them by The gods through Our Ancestors who even came to their aid in more ways than one. These people simply refused to make way for The Sophisticated Machinery to do its 'work'. Which is Code for ,' Sela Tu Bombeko'.In a seemingly, Epic Battle of Legend between the Biblical David and Goliath, you could hear the Locals stubbornly say in their Lingua francá, 'Amubate Machwee, Ba lemala Batu Ba' as they looked around for stones to respond to the rattling and deafening reports of Kalashnikovs totting overhead ,in what could only have been in Self-Defense. It is exactly this kind of Courage under Fire that explains how the intimidatingly vast Historical Geo-Political Sphere of Influence of Great Barotseland was Won. Job well done to everyone that did their Part. In retrospect, it ought to be obvious now, just what it takes to defend your Victory and if any more such achievements are to be attained in future, it would, invariably have to involve, not only the replication, but even the doubling of the levels of Esprit de corps , Courage, Discipline and above all, Vigilance. Not forgetting, to maintain a Peaceful Nature even when agitated unfairly ,unless provoked beyond that what you can humanly bear. There after which, 'may their god help them' who ever is the aggressor,in typical Malcolm El Shabbaz Malik X Philosophy. In order to ensure further such victories,The Operational Mantra that should ring in their Heads for future engagements is, ' You Snooze, You Lose,' It is As simple as that. It is never Rocket Science.

Full Definition

un·rul·i·er; un·rul·i·est

: not readily ruled or cowed into submission, A disciplined and well oiled clique of well drilled followers, or managed an 'unruly' crowd prove to be like sticky bubble gum caked in a mane of their unruly hair.

un·rul·i·ness noun

The Question that should engage cranial department of any Think-Tank worth its salt, if there be any in these parts, or Organizations involved in the Peaceful Resolution of Conflicts but perhaps, more importantly, The Prevention of Local ones which by Extension, have the potential of spilling over into and negatively impacting the Region is , Why was Sisheke so Violently fought Over and seemingly Different and has, in a scary sort of way,set the tone and extremely dangerous precedence? I literally cringe to think of what will transpire in any future coming Elections as unsettling statements have already been issued from the highest echelons of Power. Particularly Paragragh 7 of which Press release, though veiled, I found quite Bone-Chilling. If nothing is done quickly,before any other election to forestall an impending catastrophic event,we might just see more possible Sacrifices to Moloch enmasse!

BUT WHY SISHEKE,YOU STILL ASK?

In that typical Deep Husky Voice of his, James Earl Jones would have said, " Ladies and Gentlemen, This, is Barotseland!"

There was way too much at stake. Each group was clamouring to get a foothold in the contested Territory and stake a claim to it.