SOCIAL MEDIA DOCTOR'S FILES AND PROFESSIONALISM

The sheer extent of unprofessionalism and uncouth conduct in the manner and tone of answering or responding to contributions hereon by the so-called 'experts' is so shocking that some of us have since resolved to totally keep away all together. Even my writing this actually goes against my better judgment, it is just that,i noticed there has since been more vicitims, people who have experienced hardcore extreme rudeness and pomposity from 'Doctors' on account of merely their 'specialised' knowledge of the Human Body and its ailments . There are however, exceptions to this embarrasingly disappointing situation as others respond in a well-measured and professional manner. It might have a lot to do with their up bringing and social background whereas others still have rough edges which even 7 or 10 Years of rigorous medical academic regimen abroad could never smoothen over . Sad does not even begin to define this state of affairs.And,there i was ,deluding meself all along into thinking that medical personnel,especially Doctors had some of the best ,well-tempered and sober personalities. Boy was I wrong! When you thought you were a satient Human being with your faculties in place, then you are forced to radically rethink your very Biological constitution when you are called fleas! Not that we expected any different though! Phew.

SETTING A PRECEDENCE IN MORAL DEPRAVITY.

May Legal minds weigh in on this matter and publicly declare that The Posession and Circulation of Pornographic Material by 'accident' or otherwise, is Not and Has Never been illegal after all. This Case should go down in Legal annuls as the official point of departure. There recently was a Minister in Azania whose video did a fair share of rounds where he was seen proudly and gloattingly stroking his spongy celled erectile Blood filled Phallus tissue and asking whoever watched it to imagine it in their buccal cavity.I wondered whether the request to conjure up images of one fellating him was targeted at a particular recipient or whoever watched the steamy Home Box Office Video was duly made an active participant in imaginary fellatio.He was made to relinguish his Post in order to restore or preserve the moral rectitude of his Government image and standing. We then had Enter :The Gigaba Challenge.

The measure of Moral Correctness or Criminal liability is conviniently shifted depending on your official standing on The Who's Who in your Social Political rankings. The very loud Silence from Self-Declared Heroine of Morality is not at all shocking.

LUSAKA HUSTLE

Is what the Public deem Sexual deviancy or Moral Corruption any worse than Financial Corruption committed by certain personalities? Since there is little or nothing is being done with certain clear cases of Financial Corruption, why should there be so much ado about people's choices of a mating partner or what orifice is used to attain the highest level sensual excitement to achieve the big "O". Are the anatomical features of the sexes any different really to justify the crucificion of those that are deemed Sexual perverts? We aks again, is one Sin bigger than the other?

THE POWER OF 'I AM SORRY' BELOW.

It is my considered view though that this *I am Sorry* however, has to be genuinely meant and followed up with conscious efforts of the repentant wrong doer not to reoffend. The tone and manner it is said really comes to bear. We are all too familiar with apologies that come out this way, ' If at all i offended you by what i did or said,I am Sorry!' The very fact that one begins their version of an apology with "If" shows they are not even convienced they are wrong or you should not even have been upset about it. They are merely apologising to make you feel better but are not sure of their guilt. This type of apology never heals but even makes things worse for those who sense how empty it is. When the phrase 'I am Sorry' is repeatedly uttered however , it quickly loses meaning and value to those it is said to as it is almost seen as an affront or insult on their intelligence and one crafted to be emotionally manipulative to the offended party. The cultural variation of its use between Africans and Western countries is correct due to our different value systems. Without sparking a needless debate over this, it should be stated that our counterparts are seen to be more emotionally expressive while we present as hardcore fibbers and suck it all in and take it in our stride regardless and do not give out our true feelings. Kozo Shangwee.

SISHEKE BY-ELECTION RESULTS

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By Namakando Nalikando-Sinyama

While respectfully appreciating people's overpowering need to exercise their Freedom of Information on me ,by literally, inundating my inbox with this matter above, may I, from the onset, state that,I am totally indifferent to the whole charade,just as I would be, if i were watching the mating habits of Drosophila melanogaster spp. (Fruit Fly). I would actually,rather you constantly sent me a live feed on tonight's Football Champions League proceedings in Europe.

It is just that, i am apolitical and allergic to that vintage or brand of Zambian Poli.tricks as I literally get overcome with a great degree and sense of revulsion that makes me fail to gloat over and relish the outcome of Bloodletting events which ever side the whole circus eventually turns out. I happen to suffer from a very serious aversion to activities where the shedding of Blood and its outcome is seen as perfectly normal or simply trivialized and easily forgotten . The people of Sisheke were brutalized and are still reeling from the after shock effects of what we saw only recently and thus must be experiencing Post Traumatic Stress which should ordinarily require some form of Psychological counselling from the ear piercing sounds of the Gun Recoiling Reports of Klashnikovs fired at close quarters in Mujahadeen Celebratory fashion . Gentlemen and Ladies,that experience changes you or We are hardy as Afrikans and this medical attention is deemed totally alien and thus unneccesary.

P.S. By sheer happenstance, I am actually equally indifferent to tonight's Football matches as well, for the simple reason that , i am supposed to be a Chelsea Fan in remission. No need to get sportingly archaeological now is there?😎

REVISIONIST URBAN DICTIONARY

Namakando Nalikando Sinyama

REVISIONIST URBAN DICTIONARY

UNRULY

adjective

un·ruly

\ˌən-ˈrü-lē\


: It was rather difficult this time around to control and disperse The 'Unruly' Sisheke Cadres who doggedly refused to budge but stood their ground to defend their Vote Come What May . Like The Ancient Barotse Masole of Yore who waged War in the Plains in defence of their Ancestral Motherland bequeathed unto them by The gods through Our Ancestors who even came to their aid in more ways than one. These people simply refused to make way for The Sophisticated Machinery to do its 'work'. Which is Code for ,' Sela Tu Bombeko'.In a seemingly, Epic Battle of Legend between the Biblical David and Goliath, you could hear the Locals stubbornly say in their Lingua francá, 'Amubate Machwee, Ba lemala Batu Ba' as they looked around for stones to respond to the rattling and deafening reports of Kalashnikovs totting overhead ,in what could only have been in Self-Defense. It is exactly this kind of Courage under Fire that explains how the intimidatingly vast Historical Geo-Political Sphere of Influence of Great Barotseland was Won. Job well done to everyone that did their Part. In retrospect, it ought to be obvious now, just what it takes to defend your Victory and if any more such achievements are to be attained in future, it would, invariably have to involve, not only the replication, but even the doubling of the levels of Esprit de corps , Courage, Discipline and above all, Vigilance. Not forgetting, to maintain a Peaceful Nature even when agitated unfairly ,unless provoked beyond that what you can humanly bear. There after which, 'may their god help them' who ever is the aggressor,in typical Malcolm El Shabbaz Malik X Philosophy. In order to ensure further such victories,The Operational Mantra that should ring in their Heads for future engagements is, ' You Snooze, You Lose,' It is As simple as that. It is never Rocket Science.

Full Definition

un·rul·i·er; un·rul·i·est

: not readily ruled or cowed into submission, A disciplined and well oiled clique of well drilled followers, or managed an 'unruly' crowd prove to be like sticky bubble gum caked in a mane of their unruly hair.

un·rul·i·ness noun

The Question that should engage cranial department of any Think-Tank worth its salt, if there be any in these parts, or Organizations involved in the Peaceful Resolution of Conflicts but perhaps, more importantly, The Prevention of Local ones which by Extension, have the potential of spilling over into and negatively impacting the Region is , Why was Sisheke so Violently fought Over and seemingly Different and has, in a scary sort of way,set the tone and extremely dangerous precedence? I literally cringe to think of what will transpire in any future coming Elections as unsettling statements have already been issued from the highest echelons of Power. Particularly Paragragh 7 of which Press release, though veiled, I found quite Bone-Chilling. If nothing is done quickly,before any other election to forestall an impending catastrophic event,we might just see more possible Sacrifices to Moloch enmasse!

BUT WHY SISHEKE,YOU STILL ASK?

In that typical Deep Husky Voice of his, James Earl Jones would have said, " Ladies and Gentlemen, This, is Barotseland!"

There was way too much at stake. Each group was clamouring to get a foothold in the contested Territory and stake a claim to it.

THE SALISBURY INCIDENT: DIPLOMATIC EXPULSIONS HAVE BEEN INITIATED ENMASSE.

By Namakando Nalikando-Sinyama All this based on an allegation or assumption without so much as a shred of smoking Gun evidence. But when other Nations carry out brazen assassinations even caught on CCTV in a Hotel in Qatar nothing is done. What really is the end game to all this? Do you want a formal acceptance of responsibility followed by an apology from the citadel of power that The Kremlin is like they are some ragtag over-zealous Islamic terrorists Group claiming credit for a recent suicide Bombing or what? Then later you start recalling them after you are pleased with what you want to achieve? When will it end ? What is the ultimate goal of all this. Well, your guess is as good as mine, the jury is pretty much still out. These Nations might as well Boycott the forthcoming Football World Cup in Russia for all I care. What with what is his name funny haired Boris likening Comrade Vladmir to The Fuhrer who he feels used the 1936 Munich Games for propaganda purposes.You think there is no connection between Sporting Activity and Politics?The reality is that there is a very strong linkage actually. I may not be an expert in International Relations but by any measure,this is an over reaction in the absence of evidenciary proof linking the Nerve Agent to The Order of The Hammer & Sickle. Let me get this right, so if, and heaven forbid, the Americans somehow, albeit highly unlikely, managed to 'sort out' Edward Snowden a ' guest' in Moscow, would these Western Nations also pull out their Diplomats from the United States in the same way or this is something different and I have somehow terribly missed the point of it all if at all there be any? I see this whole debacle having a negative effect on the coming FIFA Football World Cup which is only two months away. This for me is more worrisome than anything else.May sovereign thinking Nations keep their heads on and react in a more measured,rational and responsible manner reflective of international tact and norms than this embarrassing expression of misplaced solidarity. They ganged up and killed Gaddafi and Saddam Hussein in Cold Blood and that was quite alright. What is even more baffling is the said Double Agent they hosted did not even die. Did Scotland Yard pick up an empty sachet of the Nerve Agent labelled made in Moksva or what? What recent intelligence is in their possession which they have not shared with the rest of the world so that their actions are understood in context? The whole thing to me reeks of some pre-planned action where all they needed was a reason, you know, some kind of False Flag as a primer or justification for a well coordinated diplomatic spat and fall Out. No, make that an Avalanche of recalls.